The 74th Annual Hunger Games! - Light Action, Light Drama, Light Acting.

The Hunger Games

We salute your courage and your sacrifice in watching this.

Year: 2012
Director: Gary Ross
Overall Rating: 3.5 stars
Rewatchability: I've seen it more than twice.
Netflix Link: The Hunger Games

 What do you get when you take an average tweenie series and give it to an average writer/director?  That's right, The Hunger Games!

Your Highness - How Many Dick Jokes Can We Fit in This Thing?

Your Highness

I don't want to suck it, you suck it

Year: 2011
Director: David Gordon Green
Overall Rating: 3 stars
Rewatchability: It's alright, I guess...
Netflix Link: movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Your_Highness/70125550

We picked this one up looking for a funny fantasy adventure, but got so much more than we expected. It's bad...  Really, really bad.  Don't get me wrong, we did enjoy it, but it's kind of like watching a train wreck.  You just want to see how it all works out.

Priest - Forgive me father Yadda yadda yadda I'm in a sucky movie

Priest

But it's better than BloodRayne

Year: 2011
Director: Scott Charles Stewart
Overall Rating: 2 stars
Rewatchability: You've already seen it.
Netflix Link: Priest
The 3D is decent, but the movie is nothing special.. It's tolerable for your standard post-apocalyptic vampire movie, but a masterpiece it's not.

Season of the Witch - For Me It's Been Season of the Suck

Season of the Witch

Which old Witch?  The Wicked Witch!

Year: 2011
Director: Dominic Sena
Overall Rating: 1 star
Rewatchability: ugh
Netflix Link: movies.netflix.com/Movie/Season-of-the-Witch/70126573

After truly enjoying his last two films, I really thought that Nick might be on a roll.  I was wrong.  With this one we're back to the same plodding movies I expected.
After bailing on the crusades, he and a friend are hired by the church to transport a suspected witch to the only monastery that can handle the problem.

AAAH! Zombies - I'm Starting to Like Indie Zombies

AAAH! Zombies

Zombies need love too...

Year: 2007
Director: Matthew Kohnen
Overall Rating: 3.5 stars
Rewatchability: Medium-High
Netflix: movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Aaah_Zombies/70124963
Have you ever wanted to see things from the zombies point of view?  Well now's your chance!  This little piece of low-budget indie cinema turned out to be quite a surprise.

When a military experiment to create new "super soldiers" goes horribly wrong, they attempt to dump it in the bay. Of course there is an accident along the way and a barrel of the stuff ends up infecting four friends.

Hot Tub Time Machine - And I Thought I Had Problems Letting Go of the '80s

Hot Tub Time Machine

"I want my 2 dollars!"  (Oh wait!  Wrong movie)

Year: 2010
Director: Steve Pink

Overall Rating: 2 stars

Take 3 old guys, send them back to the '80s and you've got a movie you watched before...  IN THE '80s!

 5% - Just look how much our lives suck
90% - Standard '80s flick (snow lodge, ski patrol, love interest)
 5% - Look how much better everything is now that we made better choices.

Resident Evil: Afterlife - Or should that be 'Afterthought'

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Is it over now?  Please say it's over!

Year: 2010
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson

Overall Rating: 2.5 stars
Rewatchability: Low

Alice is back!  This time she must battle Agent Smith for control of the Matrix.  Oops, wrong movie.  It's so easy to get confused.

Is this a movie, video game, or just another 3D tech-demo?  I really can't tell for sure, but at least all of the blatant 3D moments are presented in slow motion.  I wouldn't have wanted to miss one.