Your Highness - How Many Dick Jokes Can We Fit in This Thing?

Your Highness

I don't want to suck it, you suck it

Year: 2011
Director: David Gordon Green
Overall Rating: 3 stars
Rewatchability: It's alright, I guess...
Netflix Link: movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Your_Highness/70125550

We picked this one up looking for a funny fantasy adventure, but got so much more than we expected. It's bad...  Really, really bad.  Don't get me wrong, we did enjoy it, but it's kind of like watching a train wreck.  You just want to see how it all works out.

Priest - Forgive me father Yadda yadda yadda I'm in a sucky movie

Priest

But it's better than BloodRayne

Year: 2011
Director: Scott Charles Stewart
Overall Rating: 2 stars
Rewatchability: You've already seen it.
Netflix Link: Priest
The 3D is decent, but the movie is nothing special.. It's tolerable for your standard post-apocalyptic vampire movie, but a masterpiece it's not.